C'mon, on Oxford Street it would be easy.
Kind of like a wheel of misfortune, starting with ratings like 'Give them a slap' to 'Gouge their eyes out with a spoon', to fully evil intent like 'run over 100 innocents in under a minute'. We contemplated turning the tables on the hysterically misinformed tabloid droids by changing our name for the day to Evilgamer, changing our reviews policy from a simple score out of ten to an Evilometer.
We reflected on our bemusement that the bastion of the nation's morals had shifted war, famine, and even Sven Goran Eriksson's latest bedroom exploits off the front page. 'Ban These Evil Games' screamed the front page of The Daily Mail on the morning of Friday 30th July.
